Flock Fans Prints

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Dog fetches dice

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Leonard Cohen

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"I'm here about the found poster."

Five Gold Rings

Children Plead with Santa Claus

Adventures in Flossing

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

"That's the one thing we flies cannot abide... closure."

Talbot & Felcher - Attorneys-at-Law, formerly Jimmy & Slats - Folksingers

'The flies are heading over this way. Brace yourself.'

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

'I'd go as far as Schenechtady.'