Flirty Partner Prints

"You've got a green light - use it!"

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Advanced footsie

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

You are simply the Greatest

'Do you come here often?'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Wanna go out?"

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"Wanna play?"

I love ewe.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"You complete me."

'Lion!'