Flirty Partner Mugs

"You've got a green light - use it!"

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Advanced footsie

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

You are simply the Greatest

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Do you come here often?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Wanna go out?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Wanna play?"

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"You complete me."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

I love ewe.

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'Lion!'