Flirty Francophile T-Shirts

"Of course I'm not French: I just put on the accent to talk to the ladies..."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Jacques et Jille

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

French Army knife

A meeting on the pier

'Hey, honey bun!'

Emigrating to France.

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Mr. Frite Head

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Let them eat cake!

Can Can

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Alexandre Dumas (pere)