Flintstone Fashionista Gifts

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Pirates

The TROU of the Baroque

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

The last of the mullet.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Dressed as Tins

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Decorator Farming

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

The ozone and the ozone layer.

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

Twins

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

I don't think this "jewelry" fad will catch on.

"I got a beak job."

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

"Shirts vs. Skins boardroom battle? Eighth floor."

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'HEY! Why the stoppage?!' 'We've hit Bedrock!' (a workcrew hit the Flintstones Bedrock town)

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

Wrapping up trees.

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

"Great! I'll take it. Don't bother to wrap it, I'll wear it home!"

Speakers on holiday.

Venus Fly Trap

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."