Flight Simulator Fanatic Mugs

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

Fighter Jet Sneeze

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

The World Wide Web.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

Birds Following Witch.

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The First Kite

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'He has really taken to the training.'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

Helicopter

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"Student driver"

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'