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'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

More jets.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

Angel learning to fly...

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

Captain Pointy No.15 - Landing lesson

Graduation Day at Drone School

"No wonder we could get tickets."

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

'Let's see now. My left is your right and your left is my right.'

ACME skywriting school

"They’re after a younger demographic."

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.

"Hey, Siri. Remind me why I married a man who couldn’t find his way out of our driveway."

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

'Is this your first time flying with us, Sir?'

'Don't leave the cocoon until you learn all the lessons.'