Flight Hacker Pillows

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Golfing Bishop.

Gadget geek.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Give away the tickets, make money on the cancellations."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

Golfing with God.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Cyberwarfare

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

Golf Hil Divot

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