Flight Buff Mugs

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Safest way to travel my back side

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Not now, Oliver."

How am I abducting?

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Glimpses One Dollar

Asteroid Bennu

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Mission accomplished.