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Prize vegetables.

'Fetch.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

Friday

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Freestyling.

'He took a fetching class.'

'Good dog!'

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"It's improv night."

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."