Fledgling Writer T-Shirts

Meet the First-time Novelist....

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Writers without borders.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

A Poet

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"I fell I have a great novel me."

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Right here's the problem, apparently you have a novel in you"