Flatmates Prints

"Tell me more about your flatmates."

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Biofelineism

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Are we broke yet?'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

I hate monday mornings.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Much ado list"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'