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Deja vu cafe: 'Seriously, I could swear I've been here before...'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Best before 65 million BC.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"I'll never forget you."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

When psychics fight.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

"They call this a universal charger?"

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"