Flamingo Fan Prints

'He hasn't got a leg to stand on.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Show off!'

Bird on stilts.

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

'When I said you had bird legs, I meant it as a compliment.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Teamwork

Poser

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"She's got nice legs!"

Flamingo in a poncho

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Diversity - Alternative Lifestyles.

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Oh-uh! Dad means business. He's putting his foot down on this one."

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A Macaroni in 1772

Give quiche a chance!

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Besties Photo

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Flamenco

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'