Flamingo Enthusiast Prints

"That is so tacky!"

So Close..

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Bad Interview Technique

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Besties Photo

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Keen gardener.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

Poser

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Flamenco

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'Your dog or mine?'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Teamwork

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"They looked smaller on the website."

Caddy's flowers

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

The party, after you left

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Wedding couple with dog.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"