Flag Flying Fanatic T-Shirts

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Flags

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Football

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Raheem Sterling

US and the EU

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Kenny Dalglish

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Boy pilot.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"