Fitting T-Shirts

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Dressed for Success!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

At the suit makers

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'She dressed herself this morning.'