Fitspo Seeker Prints

'This getting fit is killing me.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Eat my dust!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Caterpillar Portrait

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Doom & Gloom

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Cinderella

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."