Fitspo Seeker Mugs

'This getting fit is killing me.'

"Eat my dust!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Do you want to save changes?"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'...and this is the Mess.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Elevator/Open Range

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Doom & Gloom

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Cuba Holidays