Fitness Gadget Lover Prints

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Exercising

"Speed reader...?"

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'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Too much information."

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

"This fitness app predicts pulled muscles and a lot of crying. I'm assuming it's you it's referring to."

'This is our low cal, low cholesterol, low fat model.'

"Let's take a quick power walk."

Doctor checking the health of a TV

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

"My fitness tracker says I'm in GREAT shape, but I thought I'd get a second opinion."

Work out game