Fitness Futurist Pillows

Woman uses her crutches to make herself appear lighter.

"I forgot to take my exercise pill today."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.