Fitness Fanatic With A Jolly Spirit T-Shirts

"No doubt about it, I've got to start stretching out before doing this!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Old Karate Master

Robber on treadmill

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Only Clowns

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Pelobong

Banana Yoga

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Cyclist

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Exercise for the end of the day...

'Like it'll do any good.'

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Crunch gym"

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'