Fitness Fanatic At Any Age Gifts

Angry pensioner

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Muscles

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Yearbook

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'