Fitness Fan With A Twist Prints

"Care for some sports wine?"

'Erm...is this the pilates evening?'

The first annual Running of the Fat Chicks.

Annual 10K Fun Run

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus during Covid

Reasonableman

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Exercise Bars

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!