Fitness Aspirant Mugs

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Exercise now!