Fitness Artist Mugs

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Be Healthy

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Powerful Love.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.