Fit Fashion Critic Mugs

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"I hate this time of year."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"It was a crime of fashion."