Fishy Fibbers T-Shirts

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

'They must be trash fish!'

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Spinning Wheel

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

TUNA SURPRISE $4.95, 'Ah-HA! -- the surprise is that I'M the tuna!'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

Nun shakes out the farts from under her habit.

"I hate to admit it. I'm taking bran and I'm feeling better."

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

"Nice one, Dad!"

'Isn't it great that we've reached the stage in our relationship when we're no longer embarrassed to break wind.'