Fishtale Fanatic Mugs

Man indicating the size of a fish that got away and his nose is growing long

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

Swan Fairy Tales

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Lady of the bath...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.