Fishing Joke Collector Prints

"GO FISH!"

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

C'mon! Let's go! Hey, you knew I was a nightcrawler when you married me.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Traveller's Luggage.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

The Incomplete Angler

Fish Eye Tests.

Putting on ice

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'