Fishing Humor Prints

Fly fishing.

reincarnated worm...

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

The Incomplete Angler

Take two of these with a glass of air.

Putting on ice

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Seafood Chum

Fire Exit

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Want a jar to put them in?'

'Any luck?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"