Fishing Humor Fan Prints

Putting on ice

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Fishing Holes

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Seafood Chum

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Fire Exit

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Fish with Human Trophy

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Delights of sea angling!

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'