Fishing Humor Fan Prints

Putting on ice

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fishing Holes

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fire Exit

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Happy Brexiters

Fish with Human Trophy

Delights of sea angling!

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'