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'Ben's taking fly fishing lessons. There goes his instructor now.'

Bitchbark Canoe

Pool attached to child's bed.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Swimming Prankster

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Guide fish.

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

I told you not to swim out to far

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'How was your luck, dear?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Fencing Lessons

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Mozart swimming.

"Oops.....Land ahoy!"

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Fishing Music