Fisheye View Prankster Pillows

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Mime Prison

Work stress.

USS Party Time.

History's First Prop Gag

Square root of chicken is egg.

'I'm going to have to let you go. Even though you're one of the best computer programmers we've ever had, we just can't tolerate you eating the other employees.'

'Old fart and the sea'

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

'Third quarter profits are down 3%, but we're expecting a rise in - Johnson! For the last time, stop trying to pick my nose!'

"Eww...put those back."

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

"That's where we are right now."

'Shelf portrait'

'We've got you, thanks to this cross that Bobby just drew.'

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Perception

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

Mouse unplugging cat's computer.

Weather report.

Hello, my boy. Oh, no. You've got that happy look. I solved our tech-support problem. When a customer has a computer problem, we'll do what other companies do. We'll outsource. Out of the country? Too expensive. Out of the species. Tech support.

'Help! My name is Arthur P. Croncton and I am not a lion!'