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"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

Sockeye Salmon.

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Octopus Lady

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

Palliative care for worms.

'Did you bring the tackle?'

Angling.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Just pretend you don't notice him!'

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

I've got worms!

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Why not start with catching something easy... like a cold?'

'Time out! Fish on!'

'I swear it was six-feet tall and at least two hundred pounds. I fought it for an hour and almost had it in the water when the line snapped!'

'Is it humid today or what?'

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

'I'm snagged.'

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

"Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back..."

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

"Lucky for you it's throwback Thursday."

Reverse psychology.

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Carp Festival.

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

"Nice lip piercing."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

"Always the last place you look."