Fisherman Mugs

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

Sockeye Salmon.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Octopus Lady

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

Palliative care for worms.

'Did you bring the tackle?'

Angling.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Just pretend you don't notice him!'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Why not start with catching something easy... like a cold?'

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

I've got worms!

"Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back..."

'Is it humid today or what?'

'Time out! Fish on!'

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

'I swear it was six-feet tall and at least two hundred pounds. I fought it for an hour and almost had it in the water when the line snapped!'

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

'I'm snagged.'

Carp Festival.

"Nice lip piercing."

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Reverse psychology.

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

"Lucky for you it's throwback Thursday."

Man sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish saying 'How stupid do you think we are?'

"Always the last place you look."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'