Fishbowl Fancier Prints

"Fish on!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Tartar sauce.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Fish school toilet protocol.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

One of a kind.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Cod Psychologists.

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Need anything today?'