Fishbowl Fancier Pillows

"Fish on!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Fishing Boat Derby

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Tartar sauce.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Fish school toilet protocol.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

One of a kind.

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Cod Psychologists.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."