Fish Yarn Spinner Mugs

'Lord, don't let him get started on the ones that got away!'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Fish talking about fisherman

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

"Here's your sweater back."

fairy tales

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Dancing in a circle

A Salmon Lie

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

Spinning Wheel

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

Fish-losophy

Wooly mammoth

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Every App tells a story.

Dizzy Spider

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.