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'How?'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

There was something fishy about this jump,

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Making Things Pleasant.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'