Fish Owner With A Funny Bone T-Shirts

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'House wine?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'This Beef Wellington is as tough as old boots.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

How their world views have changed over time.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Evolution or Entree

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

Lemming meringue pie.

"Please rise."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

"I think the chef is depressed again."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'