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"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'House wine?'

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Oooh... bacon!"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'This Beef Wellington is as tough as old boots.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

How their world views have changed over time.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

Evolution or Entree

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Please rise."

Lemming meringue pie.

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

"There'll be a slight delay on the filet mignon."