Fish Out Of Water Enthusiast Pillows

FISH ESCAPE.

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Bob hated to keep moving. But he'd die if he didn't.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"She's just being Koi."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."