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'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Sole traders

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man on street selling 'Business Ethics ... $500'.

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

Fishmonger runs out of 'Catch and Release' breed.

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

Dirty greengrocer.

'Thinner!'

Fisherman with tiny catch

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'I'm sorry, young lady, we had a run of unlucky fisherman.'

"The fish have gone again love !"

'Convenience Product Quarterly calls it 'one of a kind...shattering.''

"Arrr! Nobody wants to trade fer me patches!"

Flea Market

'And this is the anti-gravitational room.'

"On second thoughts, we'll give the fresh squid a miss."

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

'Are you sure it's a skate and not a ray.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling

Ed was growing concerned about the effect the recent oil spill was having on the local fish supply

'His flea collar is about to expire.'

'Catching flying fish!'

'We don't know what it is, but it's really yummy.'