Fish Fancying Friend Mugs

'She's like a breath of fresh air.'

Piranhaclaus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I wish I was creative'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

Jacques Cousteau.

No Swimming Allowed

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"We've lost the remote."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'That was fun!'

'Wheeee...'

Octopus Baseball Fan

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Will work for clean water.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Fish Diary: Well, it has happened. I am last fish in sea. Ed's gone. Merv's gone. Old couple from the north shoal have gone. Stoopid people over-fishing! And just when I learned to write with pen and paper.

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."