Fish Bowl Philosopher Pillows

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Cat got your tongue?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

Snub Marine

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Fish Food

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'I saw him go that way.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

Kate's Cat Kennel

Please no evolving here. Thank you

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.