Fish And Chip Shop Owner Pillows

Recycling chip fat.

'So you own a fish and chip shop. What are you in for?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Sole traders

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Seaside Aquarium

Branding Matters.

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Evolution of Al's fish.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Battered Cod - We are watching The Waltons omnibus on Sunday! My mother is moving into the guest room! Have you mowed the lawn yet?'

Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

They were very close.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

'No! You may not see a menu.'

"You were warned, Albert."

"I don't know whether to be mad because you want to disallow my trip to the lake, or flattered because you think there was something fishy about it."

Fishmonger

"Bringing him along was a good idea, the seagulls are staying away."

'You still have the fish shop then.'

"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

Fish Waiter at the Fish 'n Chips Restaurant.