Fiscal Mischief Maker Prints

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Bad dog."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'It's great to be a ventriloquist. I find that I can still talk in class, but I don't get in trouble.'

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

"The numbers just don't add up."

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

"How long do you think I could get detention for doing this?"