Fiscal Minimalist Pillows

Little Taxes.

"No, son, I don't consider maxing your credit card and your debit card as balancing your budget."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Less is more.

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.