Fiscal Minimalist Pillows

Little Taxes.

"No, son, I don't consider maxing your credit card and your debit card as balancing your budget."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Horn of Plenty.