Fiscal Investigator Mugs

"Basically, what we're saying, Mr. Weber, is that it's not nice not to share."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Crisis'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

IRS Audit Section

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'