Fiscal Finessers Pillows

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Sportswasher's

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

I think I can...

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

Sick of the 'Fiscal Cliff'? Cartoonists, politicos and pundits need a new metaphor!!

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."

'Sorry, but Watford is not a tax heaven!'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

'You've done a fine job throwing money at problems, Senator, but I think it's time to bring in a reliever.'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.